Alternatives to books

Why are people so dense? Why won't they doI have access to the web on my laptop or
what's good for them? Men in white coats havedesktop computer, I can download just about
been sweating in labs for many years to inventevery book that wasn't written yesterday, but
the perfect e-book reader, so why aren't theythere is a problem: the computer screen. A
everyhwere? Why can't people just ditch thosescreen isn't as easy to carry round in my pocket
smelly, crumbly, rotting woody things called 'books'as a book. Compare the situation on a crowded
and start living in Century 21? Ask author Mikecommuter train, early in the morning. People with
Scantlebury and see if he has any suggestions.paperback books can read them in any corner,
The e-book has been a long time in coming. Waywhether squeezed against the door or hanging on
back in the 1980s, when the Personal Computerto a dangling support. The person with the laptop
was in its infancy, we were told that the logicneeds a table, or even a seat, but room to move
was inescapable: now that ordinary people couldtheir elbows. Ah, but that's why someone
read text on a screen, then the days of theinvented the PDA, you say. You can download
printed page were numbered. There was a betteryour text onto your little pocket machine and
way. After all, the Personal Computer  we werescan the words in any tight corner. But when you
assured  would soon be in every office, instart listing the attributes of a PDA, you come to
every home, and it would give everybody accessa very strange conclusion. The hand-held device is
to the biggest library in the world, in digital form.portable, handy, will fit in your pocket and can be
In the future, so the story went, you would walkcarried around. Can be accessed anywhere and
into someone's new house and the most strikingshared with friends. It's small, friendly and human
feature would be that there would be nosized. In fact, it's exactly like a book! There are
bookshelves. There would be no need for any! Allonly two differences, one good, one bad. One is
data would be stored on disks, out of sight.that you can store more than one book on it at
That first myth is the easiest to deal with. Peopleany one time. Wow, you're saying that a device
still have shelves, but they're not necessarilythe size of a paperback book can actually store
groaning under the weight of books, no. But theydozens of paperback books inside itself. It's
probably contain other media, such as CDs, DVDs,almost like a fairy tale: imagine a book that had
videotapes (since people haven't all moved onblank pages and every day you could wish for a
yet) and, even, surprise, surprise, that throwbacknew story and it would show you it. Then it would
to the 1970s, the cassette tape. Well, cassettesblank its pages until tomorrow, when a brand
are considered a bit old-fashioned now, and manynew, undiscovered story would appear. What
home entertainment centres don't include acould be better than that? Well, something that
means to play them, like they used to. But peoplewas actually readable. Printers have been working
like cassettes. They are small, convenient, easy tofor years to discover fonts that are easy on the
carry around in your pocket, and could be playedeye and readable in all lights. The PDA has to try
anywhere  in the home, the office and your car.and duplicate the sheer joy of black writing on a
Yes, but CDs are better, we are told. Betterwhite background, a trick that can fail in poor
sound quality, better  Hold on, they aren'tambient light or when the batteries are low. In
better. As many a computer nerd knows, a roundfact, the problem for hand-held devices is exactly
plastic disc is not more convenient than a smallthat. They can't deliver a printed page, it's just a
plastic box. The disc rolls off the desk or table, itpretty average copy of one. That's their
gets scratched, it slips down the side of thingsweakness.
and can't be retrieved. Also, it doesn't do wellStill, the market progresses and every year 'the
what people actually want. In the days of vinyle-book' we are told is upon us and finally delivered
when cassettes were invented, ordinary residentsto our specifications. Unfortunately that means 
found a terrific use for the cassette. You couldif you go to the web again and look for e-books
borrow your friend's record, tape it at yourto read  that they are downloadable in a variety
house, give it back and have a workable copy. No,of confusing formats as machines vie to become
that's not happening now: CDs don't do that well.the new, universal standard. Perhaps it will happen.
Even without 'borrowing' your pal's music, andPerhaps, even now, the hand-held device is being
using access to the internet and download sites,developed that will become the new, acceptable
the problem is that some CD players refuse toalternative to the novel in pocket form. But the
play 'home made' disks, for whatever reason. Sotest is back here in reality, not in the laboratory.
you can't slip your favourite tracks in your pocketJust like 'the paperless office', it's a promise that
and carry them round and play them anywherehasn't delivered, a vision that hasn't become a
 ah, but that's why someone invented the i-Pod,reality. For some reason  some annoying, illogical,
you say. Yes, that does do the trick of storingall too human reason  the people who actually
music from anywhere you are lucky enough toenjoy reading are, as yet, addicted to the touch,
find it  the web, your friends', somethingthe feel and maybe even the smell, of the printed
someone gave you for Christmas  but it adds apage. They stuff books into their pockets in the
layer of technology, the computer. If you look atmorning, and read printed novels in their spare
a friendly old cassette recorder now, the mostmoments and lunch hours. Not yet will they pull
important thing was how simple it was toout of their pockets their small electronic friends
operate, how few controls. Compare that to thein order to indulge in stories, tall tales and
laptop computer. Ouch, there's no comparison.inventions. Why not? We can only speculate. It's
Saving and storing music is now more flexible,frustrating for the marketing manager, but
people will tell you. Yes, but nothing like asinteresting for the sociologist. The e-book is here,
downright simple!they cry, so why won't people just co-operate
Back to books. I can load up text on my laptop. Ifand start using them?